BY PURCHASING A LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP:
I agree to voluntarily join the Meadow of Shame Club, a social "organized for pleasure, recreation and other nonprofitable purposes."
In other words, none of your family members -- or pets -- are being held hostage until you join.
I acknowledge that participating in games of chance with other members is voluntary and for entertainment purposes.
It's all fun and games!
I agree that any remuneration I may receive from the Meadow of Shame Club is in the form of re-circulated members fees intended to promote group activity within the constructs of a non-profitable venture.
I agree that any remuneration I may receive from the Meadow of Shame Club is in the form of re-circulated members fees intended to promote group activity within the constructs of a non-profitable venture.
Shhh! It all spends the same!